Only toast crumpets for one, James

[TonyGosling]

Only toast crumpets for one, James
The mistress won't be home for tea

She left with the chauffeur at one, James
The chauffeur it seems is more fun

She said she wont be round again, James
So just put one spoonful of tea in the pot
And only toast crumpets for one.

[TonyGosling]

Let the wealthy and great
Roll in splendour and state,
I envy them not, I declare it;

I eat my own lamb, My chickens and ham,
I shear my own fleece and I wear it.

I have lawns, I have bowers,
I have fruits. I have flowers,
The lark is my morning alarmer;

So, my jolly boys, now,
Here’s God speed the plow,
Long life and success to the farmer.”