The plot exposed? Elite Pentagon Research team cracks case!

[chipmunk stew]

Lyte Trip humiliates JREF:

This thread has been a smashing success!

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69943

What do you all think? Has he cracked the case, or what?

[Ally]

i won't hold the nonsense that passes on jref as any kind of authority but the doubletree video proved yet again flight77 didn't hit the pentagram.

[Ignatz]

Lyte Trip humiliates JREF:

This thread has been a smashing success!

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69943

What do you all think? Has he cracked the case, or what?

I think he hasn't had this much attention since the day he was born, and is wetting himself with excitement.

Seriously though, yeah - "The inexplicable mystery of the bent light pole and the scared-sh#tless ageing taxi driver seconds after near-death experience while Pentagon is devastated in aircraft attack" does it for me, CT-wise. Clearly this can only mean a cruise missile at the Pentagon and Bean Weapons at WTC.

[Ally]

Bean Weapons at WTC.

you wot?

[Ignatz]

Bean Weapons at WTC.

you wot?

Which part of "Bean Weapons" do you not understand?

[telecasterisation]

Surely he means Bean Laden?

[Fallious]

Bean Weapons at WTC.

you wot?

Which part of "Bean Weapons" do you not understand?

I think Ignatz is referring to the latest theory, which addresses ALL the evidence of the towers collapse. Some kind of giant bean flicker was used to bombard the towers with thousands of assorted dried beans. This weakened the exoskeleton and then when they got inside they jumped around like little b4st4rds and pulverised two thirds of the towers mass.

This served a doubled purpose, because earlier that month, a particular neo-con git in Florida bought a boat load of beans for a tea party. But he couldn't have the party because he had to get marshal law on the go. So.. you know... he didn't want to waste the beans.

They were gonna just do it with dynamite, but when the guy from area 51 came round to show off the bean cannon, all the neo-cons agreed it was too good an opportunity to miss.

This is the ONLY theory to explain all the beans found in the WTC rubble that were never photographed or documented.

Not to be confused with Beam Weapon theory - same thing, but with beams.

[Ally]

Some kind of giant bean flicker was used.

teh porn is not permitted here.

[Patrick Brown]

Tele is that a picture of the half baked bean weapon?

[telecasterisation]

Half-baked weapon?

[Bushwacker]

Half-baked weapon?

Half-baked beans in thermate sauce, for a fuller flavour.


As a lad I used to tie, bangers to rockets, never thought of using a donkey.

[telecasterisation]

Lyte Trip humiliates JREF:

This thread has been a smashing success!

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=69943

What do you all think? Has he cracked the case, or what?

No-one has really answered your question about the case being 'cracked'.

This is fairly old news and I followed the whole Lloyd E thing when it was picked over in other forums about a year ago.

By the time I got to about page 19 of your link, what with the pictures of girls in bikinis and sarcasm and hastily drawn electronic images of poles and photos of car wrecks all bound together with lashings of sarcasm - I simply lost interest. So no, I can't say anything has been 'solved'.

Putting aside all the pole stuff, how is it possible that he can still hear after being so close to a pair of jet engines pushing an airliner along at 500mph right next to his car? He may have had Marvin Gaye playing fairly loudly on the CD player (or cassette tape), but surely not at sufficient volume to drown out the 'lil jet cruising by.